Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 276,453 notes

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 424,600 notes

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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Photo Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 24,638 notes

melindahorvath:

phosphorescentt:

megustamemes:

And the Oscar goes to…

this is it. this is the funniest gif ever.

Hahahahahahahahaha his little leg…….

melindahorvath:

phosphorescentt:

megustamemes:

And the Oscar goes to…

this is it. this is the funniest gif ever.

Hahahahahahahahaha his little leg…….

(via epicloner)




Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 63,333 notes

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

(via epicloner)






Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 201,923 notes

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

image

(Source: edgarvaliant, via epicloner)






Video Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 101,696 notes

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

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Video Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 441,069 notes

taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 98,059 notes

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via sarcastic-snowflake)







Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 8,388 notes

ugly:

ugly:

ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

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